Chiefs and the NFL: Presents All Around

 

Chiefs and the NFL: Presents All Around – the Kansas City Chiefs have been good boys, for the most part, this year and so it’s time to pass out some gifts. The same goes for players, teams, coaches, announcers, administrators and referees across the league… so… It’s time for “Santa-Laddie” to distribute some goodies!

 

Tyrann Mathieu – a DPoY Award

Andy Reid – a wider chimney, a Fitbit, with time management feature, and a bigger gas pedal for your car.

Patrick Mahomes II – I’m buying you some Ketchup… and a new contract (with Hunt’s Chiefs… not Hunt’s Ketchup).

Steve Spagnuolo – I’m bundling Terrell Suggs now and a healthy Morris Claiborne by the playoffs.

Terrell Suggs – a championship… oh wait… that’s what I want you to give me. Oh well, I know we’ll both like it so… please! Plus, more sacks for your Christmas sack (138.0, career).

Ravens – snow, for the day the Chiefs play you for the AFC championship.

Chris Jones – a sack for your Christmas sack (32, career)… and hopefully for the money the Chiefs will pay you to keep you in the house.

I ask for Godspeed in the healing process to: Breeland Speaks, Felton Davis, Marcus Kemp, John Lovett, Emmanuel Ogbah, Alex Okafor, Martinas Rankin, Keith Reaser, Greg Senat, David Wells, Darrel Williams and Xavier Williams.

Josh Allen – a lump of coal.

Frank Clark – more sacks for your Christmas sack (42.0, career).

NFL Referees – Full time pay and… sorry but I’m going to have to take away half the flags Roger gave you last Easter (resurrection is for real)…. and… a you also get a lump of coal.

Miami Dolphins – another miracle win like the one you had on the last play v the Pats in 2018.

Chiefs Team – I grant you health.

Brett Veach – I gift you… the 32nd pick in the draft.

Roger Goodell – I’m re-gifting you the wreath of yellow flags… which you made yourself… and… you also get a lump of coal… again… just because.

Travis Kelce – I granting you two more seasons like the one you just had — in honor of Chiefs Kingdom — so you can be a first ballot HoFer (if you’re not one already!).

Dorian O’Daniel – I’m asking Andy Reid if he can gift you with some defensive snaps in week 17… otherwise, I may not be seeing you next Christmas.

Tyreek Hill – peace in all your personal relationships… and for the media to leave you alone.

Juan Thornhill – a Chiefs Rookie of the Year nod.

Patriots – 1,000 lumps of coal in their britches to weight them down. 

Chiefs 2020 Roster – I’m giving you a top interior OL, or CB in the coming draft.

 

What would you like to gift to a Chiefs player

or someone associated to the game?

 

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P.S. Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas everyone!

As I fall asleep, with visions of Sugar Rum Cherries dancing in my head, my brain wanders as I wonder… if there’s ever been a defensive line with 212 career sacks spread among three players before? Ahhh… God rest ye merry gentlemen (except if you’re an offensive lineman for another team). 

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