Top Ten Incredible Ways the Coronavirus Has Sacked Football – it’s time to take a look at the ways the coronavirus has changed the landscape of the football world we’ve all come to know and love. I haven’t heard yet if the NFL Draft will be postponed, but it’s a definite possibility. So, let’s see about the top ten ways the coronavirus has sacked football.
Editor’s Note: in no way do I mean to trivialize the serious situation we all find ourselves in with the current coronavirus outbreak in the United States and the rest of the world. With that said, I want to bring a little levity… no matter how little it may be. Please take this situation seriously and wash your hands regularly as well as taking other precautions to protect yourself and your loved ones.
10. Perhaps this one should be first on the list. If you buy into conspiracy theories… you’d have to stretch pretty far to buy into this one. However, since there is a chance it could be true, even if it is in an alternative universe, it needs to be said here:
Not mine, but funny!! pic.twitter.com/YAJNwK9V59
— EOVNIEL (@Eovniel23) March 12, 2020
9. Right idea Clark… but definitely the wrong mask.
8. Bevis: “Huh-huh-huh, they spelled Lombardi wrongly. Huh-huh-huh.”
Coronavirus mortality in Lombardy is now 8%, more than double Wuhan! Lombardy health system is completely beyond ability to deliver adequate care – hence rationing who gets ICUs. It’s sad, so so sad. #COVID19 Let’s not let this happen to us America… https://t.co/VVoycWLyhT
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) March 10, 2020
7. Corona beer is willing to pay $15 Million to change the name of Coronavirus
6. Even if you’re all thumbs you can find the right protection.
5. The Vanderbilt Football Program is light years ahead of the game.
Vandy football has been preparing for the coronavirus for decades now pic.twitter.com/mMc14YmHfO
— 🥥 Bennie Jennings (@volblood) March 11, 2020
4. One of our “futbol” friends from across the pond, came up with the best idea.
No football games cancelled,problem solved all players to wear new face masks 😷 #coronavirus 🇬🇧 pic.twitter.com/n9YO5Lf2KK
— 🇬🇧Andy ferrell fez🇬🇧 (@fez_1892) March 12, 2020
3. The coronavirus has caused a lot of people to stock up on groceries, especially TP. No one wants to be left “behind”… if you know what I mean, and fights in stores have broken out over TP. However, even if it’s the last roll of (Raider’s) Toilet Paper, nobody is fighting over that one.
2. Someone has been writing Santa Claus a few decades too long. I guess if you can write a letter to a fictional character, you can write to a virus. I guess.
Dear Coronavirus,
I’m telling you right now….you can have the NBA….take away Soccer, golf, tennis, volleyball, whatever…
But y’all better NOT cancel my College football…..
Sincerely,
Everyone….#coronavirus
— There’s only one… (@ou_morgan) March 12, 2020
1. I will surely miss seeing Patrick Mahomes show up at other sports, sporting events. I’m a bigtime fan of the fan.
We’ve all turned into germaphobes, and rightfully so. Anything to stay alive long enough to see the Chiefs win back-to-back-to-backers. 🏈
Now, I’ll steal one from David Perkins: Think Abundance!
Laddie Morse — ArrowheadOne
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